• Introduction
• CHAPTER ONE. Cow Pussy, Yes, Cow Pussy
• CHAPTER TWO. The Chinese Art of Everyday Abuse
• CHAPTER THREE. Swearing and Profanity
• CHAPTER FOUR. Men and Women: Flirting, Dating, Love, and Marriage
• CHAPTER FIVE. Sex and Body Parts
• CHAPTER SIX. Gay Slang
• CHAPTER SEVEN. Behaving Badly
• CHAPTER EIGHT. Internet Slang
• Emoticons and expressions
• Insults and mockery
• Dirty/lewd/slangy
• More abbreviations and language play
